break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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