I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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