life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Randomize
