Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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