The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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