Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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