I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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