Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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