just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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