I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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