Pappa wants mamma naked
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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