After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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