question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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