Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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