what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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