Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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