I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
