I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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