Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
