She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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