he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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