just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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