why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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