Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize