Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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