I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I would fuck him just for his dog
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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