The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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