Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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