So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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