I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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