I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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