I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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