Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm always down for nudity.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
