it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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