it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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