just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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