Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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