her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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