I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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