I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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