I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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