These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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