fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Life is so much better after having sex.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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