yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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