Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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