I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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