Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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