ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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