I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
