Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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