Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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