We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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