He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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