THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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