she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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